Don't be defeatist, dear, it's very middle class.

daystodawn:

I used to wonder what happened to Mambo’s number 1-4

hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

larxenesomebody:

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it　

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy

Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles

paracritter:

vernalized:

komute:

ah

somewhere trip is crying

radiobread2:

thekillgrill:

Is yolo offensive to people that believe in reincarnation?

Yol∞.

assap:

manchester really need to re-think their city merchandise

because right now they just look like the biggest my chemical romance fans on earth